"When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she no longer cares."
"If shit happens, shit happens. Your reaction is your choice and the only choice you’ve got. If I had to pick? Laughter over pain any day."
"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time."
Me with no money:
I want everything
Me with money:
what the fuck do I buy